Video ID: J7pbOMpz6Mc
YouTube URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7pbOMpz6Mc
Added At: 01-07-26 13:01:19
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Categories: Ai, Technology
Tags: sheldon, very, curious, offended, friends
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Hey. >> 22:50? >> Okay, here's the 25. Keep the change. >> Seriously? I just walked up like four flights of stairs. >> Oh, okay. Well, here's um 30-something cents and I promise I won't call your boss and tell him you reek of marijuana. >> Oh, Penny. I see you've ordered pizza. I have Chinese food. >> That's nice. >> That's a rather earthy cologne. My uncle used to wear that. Perhaps we can enjoy one last meal together before Leonard returns. >> Yeah, thanks, but I kind of feel like eating alone tonight. >> Are you sure? With your Italian pizza and my Chinese noodles, we could play Marco Polo. I mean, of course, a reenactment of a meal in the life of Marco Polo, the Venetian explorer, not Marco Polo, the terrifying water sport. >> Uh yeah, it sounds fun, but no, thanks. Have a good night. >> What now? Do you have company? >> No. No, no, no. You know what? The the toilet's been doing that. I called the building manager, so >> No, I can take a look at it. I'm quite familiar with plumbing. Yeah, not to brag, but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in the toilet. >> Yeah, no, no, no, you know what? Sheldon, it's okay. You don't have to go into the bathroom. >> That's curious. If there's no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table? >> Well, you know, I've I've got two hands and a bit of a drinking problem. >> Of course, I ask a silly question. Odd. >> Um what? >> There are takeout containers in the trash can. >> So, that's my dinner from last night. >> What's odd is they're in the trash can. >> Okay, I promise there's no one here. I've had a long day. I just want to have a quiet dinner by myself. >> I'm no stranger to enjoying the pleasures of solitude. Have you gotten Leonard a welcome home gift yet? >> No. >> Oh, great. Do you want to go havezies on a $200 squirt gun? >> Do you hear anything? >> I hear a woman's voice. >> Is it Penny? >> No, it's you. >> [laughter] >> All right, I hear whispering and giggling. Now I think I hear kissing. >> Like you know what kissing sounds like. >> There's kissing in Star Trek, smarty pants. >> Let me listen. It sounds like Leonard. >> Why would Leonard come home early and waste his time kissing Penny when he could be hanging out with his best buddy? >> [laughter] >> That's it. I'm catching her in the act. >> No, Sheldon, don't. >> Aha! >> What the hell? >> Leonard? >> Sheldon, you cannot just barge in here like that. >> Right. Penny! Penny! Are you going to answer the door or should I open it and say aha again?